Bandwagon Jumpers

Bandwagon jumpers are pathetic. Never trust, do business with or befriend a brown nosing ass kissing bandwagon jumper. They are the lowest form of life; they produce nothing of value and attach themselves like blood sucking leeches to whatever can keep them looking good at that moment in time. Should you ever find one of these parasites parading around dressed in your team's colors, shun them immediately and berate them publicly.

Demonstrating loyalty to your team win or lose, rain or shine, year in and year out is about more than sports, it's an essential piece of manhood. This true demonstration of loyalty is a moral, a value and a life lesson. This is a life skill that every good father has proudly taught their sons generation after generation. And if you've ever seen it, standing in line or sitting a few rows back watching a father take his son to that first ballgame and buy him his first ballcap and teach him about the team, the sport and the game he loves so dearly. In that very moment you'll witness one of those deep rooted reasons that you're God Damn proud to be an American.